Maybe my last

Well folks, i was told by many people that im not funny. So im going to make this my last one but it depends really...

I was in a party once and this dude goes ''Hello wanker wank, i've seen your blogs, they are not funny''

I never realised how unbelievable this was to me, this person was a geek and told me to improve on my english and also said that my shit was actually shit...

I was running through the rain, when a badger shit all of my shoes, the smell of michael jackson black or white was actually true seeing as he turned into a badger.
Like newspapers, michael jackson wanted to be on the sunday times. I guess which is why he liked to be both colours. But hey that slut didn't beat Skittles the power of the rainbows.

So i kept on running and i ran into a prostitute who was selling her body to me, i only wanted her kidney because i lost one during sex. But she was offering sex not body parts. I kept running then i ran to ebay, where i baught my Sperm from.. Aids free of course, wanker's sperms these days turn to frogs straight away.

As I kept running I ran into a collision, 2 men, 2 dogs and a pile of slags in a sainsburys bag. ''Sorry mate you can't come through here, they are building Sainsburys. 'Sainsburys taste the slags'

Why? i asked.

Because prostitutes need to sell their bodies somewhere, its coming to winter and you dont want frozen food in your bed do you? besides they will be kept warm, half baked in the oven.

SO I turned to my right and kept running....

''CAUTION SIR STOP NOW''

''What the fuck?'' I said

''sorry wanker, someone's rubber sock split during sex''

Dude get the silk ones they come in pairs, I replied

''yeah but its warm in a woman's virginia hole''

What the hell?? A VIRGINIA? you mean Vagina?

''No im talking about the bitches who work in Virgin megastores, they had to rename their pussy to virginia''

Who said that?

''Virgin mary, she made virgin stores so If i was you i would keep moving on''

SO i ran forwards and forwards and i reached to my destination. Another Wanker who was a girl.

''Excuse me, would you care to make strawberry juice with Cream?''

Huh? what?

''Im on my period so im about to make mashed Strawberries, you can spunk and make the cream, are you ready?''


My eyes blew open and I was the happiest wanker in the world, so much beauty, sex action, blood pissing pistol and sex talk.

Happy as i can be i grew towards her and we made our dessert and we had sex in the night and had the most love and sexual experience in the world.

Now we make strawberry milkshake, fuck crusha mother fuckers.