Miss Universe and some other issues

Yeah man, i mean come on I cant believe Miss japan won it, good on them japanese bitches. Finally realised that now England is an ugly place, miss india was fit but indian bitches tend to be a bit bossy.

Miss Korea was sexy too, yep her name was Honey Lee.. That is a wicked name man!

It already spices up her sex life.


''OH HONEY LEEE, IM SPUNKING HONEY LEE AHH HONEY LEEEE LEEE HONEY LEE..AAHHHH''

''Oh nice one you are spunking Japanese Honey, yep im queen bee mother fucker''


Mind you though, i wouldn't be bothered to fuck either japanese or koreans or chinese.. they all look the same to me..


Although actually, does anyone have a hairy ass? In fact that people do have hair all over man.. But these bitches look like they dont have hair..

I'm gonna discuss the methods of getting rid of hair, now guys shave and women wax or pluck what ever. But they all want to get rid of it..

I've got a new solution to all the hair problems, its easier too!

Sperm is a liquid, when its dry it turns to glue and sticks easily.

Honey lee, the korean bitch got her name because loads of guys spunked in her face, and she got rid of her hair easily.. Honey is Sperm, just added flavour from bees..

Bees produce honey by fucking each other and producing vast amount of liquids!

Koreans found this out first, so before they could do anything they had to give a name ''Honey Lee'' and then the bitch stole it off of them..


Now shes known as honey lee..


Well theres more ways of getting rid of hair, Wax, laser treatment, get your bitch to have braces and then make her suck on your pubes and then get your pubes caught in her braces and pulled out.

In the old days there wasn't many methods only bleaching...So in Germany all the girls idolised hitler and had moustaches. But the guys didn't want bitch hitler to fuck them. So they used bleach, making it harder to see the fucking hair but made no difference...because the bitches would still feel that hair.


Now these days a lot of white people wanna be brown people, LOVE THE SUN YAH YAH YAH..

they should try roasted peanuts and roast chicken. They should try the roast products and see if its tasty before they roast themselves in the sun.. Although there are sun beds and shit, but that just is if you want to fuck and end up with a black hot dog...


I mean if your dick ended up with a fever or a cold, the best thing to do is to put mustard on it and warm it up in a bun.. and your bitch would feel 10 times better to have something warm in her stomach rather than some cold rod.

Well its late now, i gotta pump the next door neighbour's daughter.. laters you mother fuckers