Learn How to Write C.V

Yes im Wankerwank and I was in school, when I wrote my first C.V. My teacher punched me and broke my fucking nose, when the bitch said that my C.V was awful and full of shit.

But this is what I wrote for the following Questions:

What Position would you prefer?
Sales Cleaner Manager Monkey accountant

Why have you chosen this position?

I've Chosen Sales because I can sell my cock to a desperate bitch.

About yourself and why would this job be suitable for you?

Well im a wanker, I wank and thats all, this Job is suitable for me because I can fuck my customers/Clients. These motherfuckers don't know who they employing. You bastards, if you employ me, I will make your Company the best, it'll be in the top 10!
Fucking cock sucking shit, all you need in your conpany is a wanker, just like me,
Im your no.1 Wanker