Future - Producing Children

Thats Right bitches and buffalos, im back!

Ever thought about having kids, well producing little fuckers that say 'Dad' and 'Mum'. Those little fuckers that run around everywhere demanding things?

Ever thought of getting rid of them?

Yeah yeah you say that shit:

''I love my child, i will never let him go''

WELL PEOPLE, LOOK NO FURTHER, EBAY IS HERE - SELL YOUR KIDS FOR A CHEAP PRICE. THEY SHALL BE SLAVES TO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, HERE ARE THE OTHER POSSIBLE WAYS OF PURCHASING YOUR CHILD:

Sell for £6.50 For BARVA - Yes mother fuckers, Barva is a company that sells kids to chinese people for free lemon chicken, yes the chinese do eat Crabs and sea horses.. But they also eat Lemon Daughters (no wonder the sumos worship Vagina oops i mean Vaginia)

Give to highest bidder at Bid.TV - yes, you know that the highest bidder will get his little bitch doing him favours forever.

Sell to Colgate company - This is for the children who have african teeth

Well those are the companies where you can get children from, kids these days are so bright too. The way they pick up things really quickily, this guy was doing about sex education and stuff.

This one little boy said

''LISTEN YOU OLD CUNT, I KNOW THIS SHIT, YOU BASICALLY STICK YOUR COCK UP THE PUSSY AND EJECT, OUT COMES YOUR SANDWITCH''

I was shocked, he could be the next wanker wank

I was like: ''Guess Santa is off the Cheese Sandwitches now''


Firstly, if you want a child, make him like me! Fully functional wanksta with buttons and vibration. THATS RIGHT BIATCH!!


I was listenin to this kid making some beatboxing noises
and his fucking mate goes

''YEAH BIATCH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH BIATCH YEAH YEAH KEEP IT GOIN YEAH YEAH THE BEAT YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH BIATCH''

What the fuck is this bastard doing?

Bitch say what?
Bitch say what?

I went up to the kid and slapped his face, listen it goes like this:

Bitch Say what? WANKSTA WANK!!
Bitch say huh? CONFUZZED WANKA

YEEE DA GANGSTA WITH A BIG FUCKING WANKSTA IS HERE.. CHECK MY DICK, ITS FLY IT SMOKES COKE AND JUS DONT DIE(its green) I SAW YO ASS BIATCH I JUS HAD TO STICK UP THERE, GOIN IN AND OUT LIKE SHOULD BOUNCE, UP N DOWN ALL AROUND OUT COMES THE WATER AND BITCH WE MAKING UNDERWATER COUNTRIES. NEXT COMES YO DADDY N YO MAMMA

''What are you darling'' SAY WHAT? BIATCH SAY WHAT??
WANKER IS HERE, DARLING?? FUCK THAT WE DONT DO THAT DEAR

WE TAKE THE BATHROOM, WE RUB EACHOTHER.. YOU SHOUT, YOU SCREAM AND I PEER INSIDE

''WANKER WANK WATCHOUT MY PERIOD IS HERE''

BOOM ITS LIKE RESIDENT EVIL TAKIN OUT THE BITCH AND SEEING THE BLOOD COMIN NEAR, THAS RIGHT BOY, YOU AINT TOUGH ENOUGH TO TAKE THE RED SEAS, BECAUSE YOU AINT THE PERIOD PIRATE! THAS RITE WANKER, YEEE BIATCH, YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BIATCHH......


And lastly...hungry for hotdog? CHOP YOUR SON'S PENIS OFF AND PUT IT IN A BUN AND YUMM ALL THE DELICIOUS GOODNESS