EASTER!!!

Well well welll


Its easter, how wonderful, dont eat too much chocolate or you will be a fat shit for the rest of your life.

Its my b-day soon april 27th.. Still quite a while away, but its my 15th birthday and i want something good. You know has anyone made a wish that they would secretly like to be something for one day?

yep i have, i want to be a condom for one day, that way i can take adventures in a dark cave going back and forth really fast. Like a roller coaster ride, but darker mwhahaha...

you know the Story about jack and jill

goes like this.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his dick and now Jill cannot have a daughter. Its a real story..

you heard about Jack and the bean stalk, this is the story

Jack went to see his bitch, when suddenly he found some beans. He ate them and overnight his dick grew into a tree. His bitch was excited because she can have a ride, but as she climbed up... She noticed no pubic hair. As she went higher and higher she got more aroused over the fact that her boyfriend has a bigger dick than her father. Soon she was above the clouds, but then as she got to top, some spunk flew and she was suddenly stuck to his dick from the sticky spunk.
Days then weeks past, she was stuck there, when suddenly a bird flew towards her and saved her. They went down together to Jack and then the bird injected some cocaine in Jack's dick. Suddenly Jack's dick fell off.. He was saved and he was so happy, soon after that.. as his bitch couldn't have something in her mouth anymore, she left him. AND the bird gave him bird flu..

Oh well im sorry that i've kept you waiting, i've been doing other stuff.. BUT DO NOT WORRY WANKER WANK WILL BE BACK WITH SOME NEW SHIT MOTHER FUCKERZ