Wanker Wank Spunks on Bollywood

Most of the time, Hollywood is to do with american actors, well bollywood is the Indian version.

Well I found it hilarious that a wanker like me could hit Bollywood. Yes i can spunk that far if a whore helps me too, but to be in the movies is surely much more difficult.

I wandered around the stage, when they had their plots. They were Rehearsing sadam's execution. Which I wanted to know why they hung a dog instead of a person, and the Director Replied

''Well Americans found him in a hole like a dog, so we thought of creating an actual scene''


Then as you know, indian dancers appear and some sort of song in every indian movie...

I found it boring, so i burned the dog and threw the ashes on the dancers, like when they throw flowers when you're getting married. But in this case, i wanted show them my sign of ''get the fuck off the stage you fudge packing whores''


Now as I approached the audience, i found a couple of friends of mine, 2 of them were trying to sneak off to the stage, but as you know, im the person to stop them.

::::::::::::CAUTION::::::::::::::

IRAQI DOG PLANTED OVER FLOOR!!


being in bollywood was quite fun, but i found now white people or any other in fact, I asked one indian why there isn't any white people;

The indian replied

''Those white people are Erasers, they shall erase our audience and make it look like a blank white piece of paper, we need colour''


So I left, i thought fuck it, its night time. I cant see indians at this time!


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