Family and Life situations

well hello im wankerwank and today im going to talk to you about Family and life situations.

In life have you ever been beaten up in the street, going through a stage where you getting teenage spots.

IT ALL GOES AND GOES SOON ENOUGH, but you can get your ass kicked anyday from horrible bullies. Since i have been through it and im still going through it. A person called Josie was raped on the 12th of Febuary 2006, the bitch is still alive thank god. But theres loads more things that happen outside, like once i was going out just to get a drink. Suddenly a dude stopped me and asked me for cash,

He said:
''U FUCK GIVE ME SOME MONEY''

I said:
''if you want some money u gotta suck my cock to get some''

Then he said:
IM THIRSTY MATE AND I WILL KILL U GIVE ME MONEY!!

I said:

If you're thirsty, my dick has loads of piss, wanna suck my dick?

Then i get jacked up and broke.

Like most mother fuckers, they all go for the money situation, plus i dont giv a shit as it was long time back this dude approached me.

Its like in some situations

A guy says: HEY IM GONNA KILL U, AND NEO WONT SAVE U NOW MWHAHAHAA

I mean wtf Neo, u aint fuckin agent smith u plonker.

IM GONNA GET MY MATES TO KILL U NOW

Wtf he thinks hes agent smith and he can multiply just like that. Takes his slow ass friends to come here in like 20mins when in 20mins i'll be running. WHAT A TWAT HEAD.

its like you go into a supermarket or shop, and da dude wants to steal the Cash from the till or somethin. ''FREEZE GET DOWN, I WANT SOME MONEY SO GET DOWN''

wtf GET DOWN? and he wants some money, in the banks especially, they tell the Civilians to get down and then he has to get someone who works at the fucking bank to jack the money. stupid its like (IN MY OWN WORDS)

''HEY SHITHEADS AND BITCHES AND PLONKERS, IM GOING TO ROB YOU TODAY, SO IF U DONT MIND........ GET DA FUCKIN SAFE OPEN U LAZY BASTARDS!

haha so you see it happens thats what they are really thinking.

Now we come onto family!!
FAMILY

you know what reminds me of family situations is Family affairs. its like this

U get married create a kid, kid goes and fucks and then comes home
''daddy i have aids yayyy''

FUCK U LITTLE SHIT I TOLD U NOT TO FUCK WOMEN WHEN YOUR ONLY 10 U DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE SLUT.

''dad im a boy not a house wife''

you get these situations all the time, you know when you wanna go fishing. Its like ''hey dad lets go fishing''

But in this case ''hey dad lets go fucking''

i mean this little son of a bitch won't be as good as my friend henry, he had 6. This little minor kid cant do it

And you're left thinking(as the father or parent) ''oh damn, my child is having sex. Thank god hes straight, i thought he was a homo''

Stupidest thing ever though, and as the mother ''HEY DARLING DID U GET HER PREGNANT? WHAT IS IT? A BOY A GIRL OR A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU!?

Poor kid, all he wanted was a blow job, i mean the mother and father were upset that now he has aids. You look back and you would like to change the fact that he is actually a homo or that he is straight. But the main thing is he had sex.

By the time he was 13 he wanted to do it with an Italian or a chinese woman. AND AS THE PARENT YOU'RE LEFT THINKING

''i just picture him,

Chinese bitch: OH YES HARDER BRING OUT THE NOODLES
little kid: U ORDER SPUNK CHOW MIEN?

Italian bitch: OH HARDIANO POOPATSIIII
little Kid: PUSSY SUCKING TIME?

Poor little kid, ''Poopatsi ment stop biting my nipples u cunt'' and he thought it was 'pussy' I feel sorry for him. I really do.

Thats the end folks, from me and my little wanker, GOOD BYE