Learn How to Write C.V

Yes im Wankerwank and I was in school, when I wrote my first C.V. My teacher punched me and broke my fucking nose, when the bitch said that my C.V was awful and full of shit.

But this is what I wrote for the following Questions:

What Position would you prefer?
Sales Cleaner Manager Monkey accountant

Why have you chosen this position?

I've Chosen Sales because I can sell my cock to a desperate bitch.

About yourself and why would this job be suitable for you?

Well im a wanker, I wank and thats all, this Job is suitable for me because I can fuck my customers/Clients. These motherfuckers don't know who they employing. You bastards, if you employ me, I will make your Company the best, it'll be in the top 10!
Fucking cock sucking shit, all you need in your conpany is a wanker, just like me,
Im your no.1 Wanker

1st birthday, and a dickhead is involved

I felt something, said the little billy
I feel wankers, said wankerwank

Yes indeed i felt wankers everywhere, i told billy that i felt him wanking everynight. He was startled from this story and began the search. The search of when i was first a wanker
YES LADIES N GENTLEMEN, WANKERS AND BASTARDS, BITCHES AND DOGS. ITS WANKERWANK'S BIRTHDAY. THATS RIGHT WE WILL BE LOOOKING AT HOW HE EATS HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE AND HOW HE OPENS B-DAY PRESENTS.

First test is that we give him 6 presents, he walks towards them. As we watch, he gets his fat cock and asks if Big henry can open it. But No we caged the fat bastard up. WE WANT WANKERWANK TO DO IT. So he tries to open them, Wankerwank was remarkable, so he phoned the Local AL-Quedas to Blow up the presents. This was so remarkable, how could he get hold of these bombers?

Amazingly he fucks on his hand and opens 1 present, while the Big AL Blow up the other ones.
This is where we find the most AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD. HIS DICK IS 27 MILES LONG, and his dick stamps on the presents. so hard that Splashy pieces of broken up bullshit Spray out.

AMAZING OH YES OH WANKER WANK HARDER MATE..

Ok ok enough of this shit, yes that was my first birthday move onto the fuckin cake u son of bitch and stop wanking.

OK WE MOVE ONTO HOW HE EATS HIS CAKE. HE FEEDS IT THROUGH HIS FAT COCK! AMAZING.

Yeah thats how henry got his fat cock too, you dumb fuck its not amazing get on with it and get to the bits where IT REALLY IS AMAZING.

SO WE MOVE ON, HAHAA AMAZING!!! this is such an amazing discovery i must tell everyone

oh here we go, the son of a dick wants to tell his cocking fans

So he feeds it through his dick, OH MY GOD, HE PISSES ON THE CAKE WHY? WHAT HOW?

what a dick head, i like my food moisture, so i piss in it, I WANT TO PEE IN YOUR FOOD.

oh thats so funny, so thats how he eats cake, what else does he eat?

I eat cock and pussy, and i eat whatever Henry eats, and thats BITCHES

So what else shall we found about wanker wank, lets look at where he lives

Fuck off pedo, dont come near me, i live up your mum's hairy ass, and i got a shaver to shave the shit off. SO PISS OFF

Oh he lives in UWS!!!!AMAZINGLY UNITED WANKING STATES!! COOL

no i live in USA and its not united states of america, its united states of the anal/asshole

HAHAHAHAA HE LIKES JUDAS A LITTLE BOY!

u might like sucking his cock fuck face, i just like him as a friend. Now go pray to your mother to fuck you.

JESUS NO WAY!!

Not jesus, your mother

WANKERWANK IS A HOMO

Im no Homo dickhead IM A WANKER GET IT RIGHT U DISS MY RELIGON MOTHER FUCKER DIE!!!

Oh wait i see wankerwank hahaa hes aiming his dick at my eye.

yeah get ready to feel the wrath of spunk

OH SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

United Wanking States terrorist attack

One day an Iraqi came to UWS(United Wanking States), and asked if he could see Allah wanker.

Now George wanker bush, was very fucking mad.. So he asked for wankerwank to go sort out this problem. Now wanker wank is his Personal bitch. So wankerwank went to this Iraqi and said
‘’OI BIATCH WHAT U DOIN HERE?’’

Iraqi replied ‘’I want to pray to Allah, give me freedom’’wankerwank replied ‘’Pray to my cock, as there is no son of a bitch called allah, NOW FUCK OFF’’

Iraqi replied ‘’no I will not fuck off, otherwise you will pay for the price!’’

Wankerwank said ‘’pay for you to suck my dick, you cock sucking cheesy bomber’’So wanker wank gets his fellow wankers and Kills the Iraqi.2nd Iraqi comes over to UWA, with 2,000 more Iraqis

Wankerwank was aware of this situation, so he got the cannon and protected the wanking castle. The Iraqis were shooting at a far distance, so all the wankers in the wanking castle got out the cannon and shot wanking balls, as it hits the Iraqis spunk flys and covers the brown mother fuckers, and make them look white. (for now anyways)
Then wanker wank ordered the Troops to fire dildos to hit the Iraqis. But 1 iraqi was about to Set a bomb by the castle and Wankerwank flew down and said

‘’WTF U DOIN BITCH?’’

Iraqi replied ‘’Sticking a bomb in your wanking honkey ass’’

Wanker wank replied ‘’you allah son of bitch, We’re cleaning you, with our white spunk you brown fucking allah bastards. If you set the bomb off I will Suck your dick so hard it will shoot off and I’ll smack your fucking allah troops with it. You son of a allah bastard’’
The Iraqi was offended ‘’so he had a bomb attached to the his body, and as soon as he pushed the button. Wankerwank Spunked on his hand, and soon made his hand rock hard that the Iraqi couldn’t move it anymore. Then big fat henry came along and sat on the Iraqi bastard and within 1 second the Iraqi was splatted and all u can see is horse brown shit in like a Puddle splash.

So wanker wank won, and then gave the terrorists death sentence, Wanker wank wanted to kill a few so, he said
‘’Can’t I stick them in the gas chamber? Or electric chair?’’
George wanking bush replied ‘’No point giving them the electric chair, they already looked roasted’’


So wanker wank ordered Henry to stick his big fat dick, in their mouth to choke them. And it worked!!

UWA is safe from the brown bastards.
THE END!!!