When I met Judas

Hello!

Now I recently met a guy called Judas, he always wanted to ride motor bikes like his dad. But I know what he really wants to ride, Women.

Now this was a really nice meeting we had, he talked about riding women and motor bikes. Whereas i talked about Wanking.

me and Judas were great friends. The son of a bitch wanted to ride my sister, but she wanks a lot, so i let that mother fucker judas take her.

As he was shagging my wanking sister, i found out he likes to be a jewish. honey jew lemon man,
son of a wanker.

later on .. on the same night, a gang came up and tried to diss us and hit us, Now i am a pissed off man when scummy people come attack me for no reason.

So i started to get my Wanking pistol out, I blinded this other dude, i spunked in his eye. Judas ran over his balls with my sister. My sister bitch wanked the other dude with Brown hair. Then this Honkey came out with a donkey, Judas shouted ''Hey Honkey donkey!''

That honkey is probably the size of honkey kong country, Honkey son of a bitch.

LOL den the guys was like Damn im gonna cry den they run away!! PING WE WIN!!

Henry's new technology

Purpose in being alive is wanking. Now i know lots of stuff and that its so great when you see crazy people doing crazy shit. Having Sex? no wanking is the best
Like henry the 8th he never wanked. Thats why all his bitches and dogs left him.

As you see he killed a few too!
it was like a new relationship after he killed one.

Although most of the time, he also Sold his wife's vagina. Now THAT MUST BE COOL!!

He first of alll told me he had a new technology which can rip out a female's pussy.

This works by getting a drill and drilling a hole through the asshole and then after, Pulling out the pussy by getting a Needle and thread.

But its not always the women that give problems, its also men. He told me that fat men like him eat more Chicken cock then average men. he was concerned because chicken cock is a Dick of a chicken, which the dick is so fat and Worm like, that it makes u put on 8 stone an hour. IMAGINE THAT!!!

yes so i was beggining to think that this fat piece of spasticated turkey started talking crap. His cock was more fattier than the chicken's cock. Although he has an extra fat cock on his forehead.
So i count it big.

As i was saying, Henry knew lots of stuff. Everyday he kept on thinking of new inventions and new ways on how to improve sex life.
(like that fat bastard ever had a good sex life, the mother fucker just eats and chops women's heads off)

Then i felt sorry for the fat shit, i mean he's a fat bowling ball. He knocks his women like a strike knocks them all down that their heads fall off.

So as his thinking went on and on, new inventions came to his mind.

A dildo making machine

Most the worst fucking indea, cause apparently it works in front of your eyes, it makes a dildo in front of you, just like that!
Amazingly he got that made and sold, for £235,000 (some sex maniac wanted it)
Wonder what that sex maniac will do with it, urghh wouldn't want to think of it. But Henry does think of it.

Henry told me that the sex maniac will use it on his wife(a dog) then told me that she'll enjoy it too because women(dogs) get so much excitement from dildos(dog biscuits) Basically women just need a dildo.

God Henry why don't you chuck them a stick and tell them to fetch it.. Women can be dogs if they Growl for sex. This can be Excitement for men, cause in turn they get Dog food and dog shit - Pedigree.

Now it would be nice if someone sat down with that Fat shit, and tell him that hes just too fat to make anything happen. He spent his 235,000 on a KFC RESTAURANT, 1 BURGER KING FAST FOOD RESTAURANT AND HE GOT A BIGGER FRIDGE.

Now that is over extreme. He already weighs more then a buss and fuckin cant stand in his house cause the floor boards snap, and his bed is not King size, Not Queen Size, its ULTRA FAT HENRY SIZE.

Now for i assured him that he wouldn't live long because of his weight. But he said ''fuck off you skinny shit let me eat my burger!''

I cant put sense into the guy so i left,

Thats the story dudes. SEE YA ALL!!!

THE END!!

My 1st wank day in wank school

Well hello, im wanker wank.. and on my 1st day of school i was so nervous.. This was like 10 yrs ago, and I was so nervous i saw illusions of honkeys Wanking. Anyways i met all the teachers, damn there was this teacher so good lookin her name was miss Blender.. and damn Miss blender and blend in with my dick in her mouth damn she was good. Then there was miss bend.. and damn i wanna see her bend ova dat bitch needs my rod up her ass, it was a journey into the rabbit hole. MMMM YEAHHHH. Then i got to know a few peolpe, there was this girl who wanted to be my mate and she said ''you rock Wanker wank'' I said ''your Air balloons ROCK, AND DAMN THEY TAKE ME IN DA AIR.. SO ABOVE DA AIR DAT SPUNK FLYS ABOVEE ME'' So after that, i went to check out miss Blender.. I was chattin her up. She said 'hey wanker wank, like the school?'' I said ''Yes miss, its a jolly good wanking school'' Then we chat about work and my old school Then i asked her if she had a boy friend She says '' Yes and hes really nice'' and i was thinkin: Nice, damn bitch im the champion at wankin, i can give u some spice.. Blender bender suck my dick and become a vending machine.. i put my coins in.. U GIVE ME WHAT I WANT BITCH. Then she said: '' We are thinking of gettin married'' I said ''Miss can i walk you down the isle to your boyfriend?'' She laughed and said '' Yes of course you can'' I Replied ''Yes miss, that gives me chance, before i give u to your husband i will start wanking your hard and spunk on your ring, that way u cant marry him because theres liquid on that piece of metal. Then i can give u the ring and we can get married.. and when the Vicor says ''u may kiss the bride'' I will not kiss u. BITCH I WILL WANK U WANK U HARD'' She replied '' OH WANKER WANK, THATS THE MOST LOVELY THING A MAN HAS EVER SAID TO ME OH YES'' (shes havin an orgasm over what i said, why cant she have a wank over what i said) I replied '' really? bitch get into my bed and fuckin let me wank u stupid slut'' She was a maths teacher and she was workin out the volume of my spunk as it landed into the pot. But the best had to come, sooner or later. AND THATS IN THE NEXT BLOG ENTRY FROM ME AND MY FELLOW WANKERS, BYE BYEEEE