United Wanking States terrorist attack

One day an Iraqi came to UWS(United Wanking States), and asked if he could see Allah wanker.

Now George wanker bush, was very fucking mad.. So he asked for wankerwank to go sort out this problem. Now wanker wank is his Personal bitch. So wankerwank went to this Iraqi and said
‘’OI BIATCH WHAT U DOIN HERE?’’

Iraqi replied ‘’I want to pray to Allah, give me freedom’’wankerwank replied ‘’Pray to my cock, as there is no son of a bitch called allah, NOW FUCK OFF’’

Iraqi replied ‘’no I will not fuck off, otherwise you will pay for the price!’’

Wankerwank said ‘’pay for you to suck my dick, you cock sucking cheesy bomber’’So wanker wank gets his fellow wankers and Kills the Iraqi.2nd Iraqi comes over to UWA, with 2,000 more Iraqis

Wankerwank was aware of this situation, so he got the cannon and protected the wanking castle. The Iraqis were shooting at a far distance, so all the wankers in the wanking castle got out the cannon and shot wanking balls, as it hits the Iraqis spunk flys and covers the brown mother fuckers, and make them look white. (for now anyways)
Then wanker wank ordered the Troops to fire dildos to hit the Iraqis. But 1 iraqi was about to Set a bomb by the castle and Wankerwank flew down and said

‘’WTF U DOIN BITCH?’’

Iraqi replied ‘’Sticking a bomb in your wanking honkey ass’’

Wanker wank replied ‘’you allah son of bitch, We’re cleaning you, with our white spunk you brown fucking allah bastards. If you set the bomb off I will Suck your dick so hard it will shoot off and I’ll smack your fucking allah troops with it. You son of a allah bastard’’
The Iraqi was offended ‘’so he had a bomb attached to the his body, and as soon as he pushed the button. Wankerwank Spunked on his hand, and soon made his hand rock hard that the Iraqi couldn’t move it anymore. Then big fat henry came along and sat on the Iraqi bastard and within 1 second the Iraqi was splatted and all u can see is horse brown shit in like a Puddle splash.

So wanker wank won, and then gave the terrorists death sentence, Wanker wank wanted to kill a few so, he said
‘’Can’t I stick them in the gas chamber? Or electric chair?’’
George wanking bush replied ‘’No point giving them the electric chair, they already looked roasted’’


So wanker wank ordered Henry to stick his big fat dick, in their mouth to choke them. And it worked!!

UWA is safe from the brown bastards.
THE END!!!