My Wanking life

My Life of wankers and wanking

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Location: Wank road, United Wanking states

I WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK ALL DAY LONG

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

1st birthday, and a dickhead is involved

I felt something, said the little billy
I feel wankers, said wankerwank

Yes indeed i felt wankers everywhere, i told billy that i felt him wanking everynight. He was startled from this story and began the search. The search of when i was first a wanker
YES LADIES N GENTLEMEN, WANKERS AND BASTARDS, BITCHES AND DOGS. ITS WANKERWANK'S BIRTHDAY. THATS RIGHT WE WILL BE LOOOKING AT HOW HE EATS HIS BIRTHDAY CAKE AND HOW HE OPENS B-DAY PRESENTS.

First test is that we give him 6 presents, he walks towards them. As we watch, he gets his fat cock and asks if Big henry can open it. But No we caged the fat bastard up. WE WANT WANKERWANK TO DO IT. So he tries to open them, Wankerwank was remarkable, so he phoned the Local AL-Quedas to Blow up the presents. This was so remarkable, how could he get hold of these bombers?

Amazingly he fucks on his hand and opens 1 present, while the Big AL Blow up the other ones.
This is where we find the most AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD. HIS DICK IS 27 MILES LONG, and his dick stamps on the presents. so hard that Splashy pieces of broken up bullshit Spray out.

AMAZING OH YES OH WANKER WANK HARDER MATE..

Ok ok enough of this shit, yes that was my first birthday move onto the fuckin cake u son of bitch and stop wanking.

OK WE MOVE ONTO HOW HE EATS HIS CAKE. HE FEEDS IT THROUGH HIS FAT COCK! AMAZING.

Yeah thats how henry got his fat cock too, you dumb fuck its not amazing get on with it and get to the bits where IT REALLY IS AMAZING.

SO WE MOVE ON, HAHAA AMAZING!!! this is such an amazing discovery i must tell everyone

oh here we go, the son of a dick wants to tell his cocking fans

So he feeds it through his dick, OH MY GOD, HE PISSES ON THE CAKE WHY? WHAT HOW?

what a dick head, i like my food moisture, so i piss in it, I WANT TO PEE IN YOUR FOOD.

oh thats so funny, so thats how he eats cake, what else does he eat?

I eat cock and pussy, and i eat whatever Henry eats, and thats BITCHES

So what else shall we found about wanker wank, lets look at where he lives

Fuck off pedo, dont come near me, i live up your mum's hairy ass, and i got a shaver to shave the shit off. SO PISS OFF

Oh he lives in UWS!!!!AMAZINGLY UNITED WANKING STATES!! COOL

no i live in USA and its not united states of america, its united states of the anal/asshole

HAHAHAHAA HE LIKES JUDAS A LITTLE BOY!

u might like sucking his cock fuck face, i just like him as a friend. Now go pray to your mother to fuck you.

JESUS NO WAY!!

Not jesus, your mother

WANKERWANK IS A HOMO

Im no Homo dickhead IM A WANKER GET IT RIGHT U DISS MY RELIGON MOTHER FUCKER DIE!!!

Oh wait i see wankerwank hahaa hes aiming his dick at my eye.

yeah get ready to feel the wrath of spunk

OH SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 Comments:

Blogger Wanker Wank said...

are u sure? cause to be honest, im asian and i have a religion.. i take the piss out of my own religion.. But people still love my shit

9:50 AM  

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