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Thursday, January 12, 2006

My 1st wank day in wank school

Well hello, im wanker wank.. and on my 1st day of school i was so nervous.. This was like 10 yrs ago, and I was so nervous i saw illusions of honkeys Wanking. Anyways i met all the teachers, damn there was this teacher so good lookin her name was miss Blender.. and damn Miss blender and blend in with my dick in her mouth damn she was good. Then there was miss bend.. and damn i wanna see her bend ova dat bitch needs my rod up her ass, it was a journey into the rabbit hole. MMMM YEAHHHH. Then i got to know a few peolpe, there was this girl who wanted to be my mate and she said ''you rock Wanker wank'' I said ''your Air balloons ROCK, AND DAMN THEY TAKE ME IN DA AIR.. SO ABOVE DA AIR DAT SPUNK FLYS ABOVEE ME'' So after that, i went to check out miss Blender.. I was chattin her up. She said 'hey wanker wank, like the school?'' I said ''Yes miss, its a jolly good wanking school'' Then we chat about work and my old school Then i asked her if she had a boy friend She says '' Yes and hes really nice'' and i was thinkin: Nice, damn bitch im the champion at wankin, i can give u some spice.. Blender bender suck my dick and become a vending machine.. i put my coins in.. U GIVE ME WHAT I WANT BITCH. Then she said: '' We are thinking of gettin married'' I said ''Miss can i walk you down the isle to your boyfriend?'' She laughed and said '' Yes of course you can'' I Replied ''Yes miss, that gives me chance, before i give u to your husband i will start wanking your hard and spunk on your ring, that way u cant marry him because theres liquid on that piece of metal. Then i can give u the ring and we can get married.. and when the Vicor says ''u may kiss the bride'' I will not kiss u. BITCH I WILL WANK U WANK U HARD'' She replied '' OH WANKER WANK, THATS THE MOST LOVELY THING A MAN HAS EVER SAID TO ME OH YES'' (shes havin an orgasm over what i said, why cant she have a wank over what i said) I replied '' really? bitch get into my bed and fuckin let me wank u stupid slut'' She was a maths teacher and she was workin out the volume of my spunk as it landed into the pot. But the best had to come, sooner or later. AND THATS IN THE NEXT BLOG ENTRY FROM ME AND MY FELLOW WANKERS, BYE BYEEEE

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