Henry's new technology

Purpose in being alive is wanking. Now i know lots of stuff and that its so great when you see crazy people doing crazy shit. Having Sex? no wanking is the best
Like henry the 8th he never wanked. Thats why all his bitches and dogs left him.

As you see he killed a few too!
it was like a new relationship after he killed one.

Although most of the time, he also Sold his wife's vagina. Now THAT MUST BE COOL!!

He first of alll told me he had a new technology which can rip out a female's pussy.

This works by getting a drill and drilling a hole through the asshole and then after, Pulling out the pussy by getting a Needle and thread.

But its not always the women that give problems, its also men. He told me that fat men like him eat more Chicken cock then average men. he was concerned because chicken cock is a Dick of a chicken, which the dick is so fat and Worm like, that it makes u put on 8 stone an hour. IMAGINE THAT!!!

yes so i was beggining to think that this fat piece of spasticated turkey started talking crap. His cock was more fattier than the chicken's cock. Although he has an extra fat cock on his forehead.
So i count it big.

As i was saying, Henry knew lots of stuff. Everyday he kept on thinking of new inventions and new ways on how to improve sex life.
(like that fat bastard ever had a good sex life, the mother fucker just eats and chops women's heads off)

Then i felt sorry for the fat shit, i mean he's a fat bowling ball. He knocks his women like a strike knocks them all down that their heads fall off.

So as his thinking went on and on, new inventions came to his mind.

A dildo making machine

Most the worst fucking indea, cause apparently it works in front of your eyes, it makes a dildo in front of you, just like that!
Amazingly he got that made and sold, for £235,000 (some sex maniac wanted it)
Wonder what that sex maniac will do with it, urghh wouldn't want to think of it. But Henry does think of it.

Henry told me that the sex maniac will use it on his wife(a dog) then told me that she'll enjoy it too because women(dogs) get so much excitement from dildos(dog biscuits) Basically women just need a dildo.

God Henry why don't you chuck them a stick and tell them to fetch it.. Women can be dogs if they Growl for sex. This can be Excitement for men, cause in turn they get Dog food and dog shit - Pedigree.

Now it would be nice if someone sat down with that Fat shit, and tell him that hes just too fat to make anything happen. He spent his 235,000 on a KFC RESTAURANT, 1 BURGER KING FAST FOOD RESTAURANT AND HE GOT A BIGGER FRIDGE.

Now that is over extreme. He already weighs more then a buss and fuckin cant stand in his house cause the floor boards snap, and his bed is not King size, Not Queen Size, its ULTRA FAT HENRY SIZE.

Now for i assured him that he wouldn't live long because of his weight. But he said ''fuck off you skinny shit let me eat my burger!''

I cant put sense into the guy so i left,

Thats the story dudes. SEE YA ALL!!!

THE END!!